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2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be<br>
4ever Forever<br>
A/S/L Age/Sex/Location<br>
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned<br>
AFAIK As Far As I Know<br>
AFK Away From Keyboard<br>
AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle<br>
AISI As I See It<br>
AKA Also Known As<br>
AMBW All My Best Wishes<br>
ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor<br>
AOTS All Of The Sudden<br>
ASAFP As Soon As "Friggin" Possible<br>
ASAP As Soon As Possible<br>
ATST At The Same Time<br>
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again<br>
AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again<br>
AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something<br>
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B4 Before<br>
B4N Bye For Now<br>
BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel<br>
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit<br>
BBIAF Be Back In A Few<br>
BBL Be Back Later<br>
BBN Bye Bye Now<br>
BCNU Be Seein' You<br>
BFD Big F***ing Deal<br>
BFN Bye For Now<br>
BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart<br>
BIF Basis In Fact<br>
BITD Back In The Day<br>
BM Byte Me<br>
BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass<br>
BNF Big Name Fan<br>
BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again<br>
BR Bathroom<br>
BRB Be Right Back<br>
BRT Be Right There<br>
BS Big Smile<br>
BT Byte This<br>
BTDT Been There Done That<br>
BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me<br>
BTW By The Way<br>
BTWBO Be There With Bells On<br>
BWDIK But What Do I Know?<br>
BWO Black, White or Other<br>
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CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)<br>
CID Consider It Done<br>
CIO Check It Out<br>
CIS CompuServe Information Service<br>
CMF Count My Fingers<br>
Cof$ Church of Scientology<br>
CRAFT Can't Remember a F***ing Thing<br>
CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**<br>
CSL Can't Stop Laughing<br>
CTC Choaking The Chicken<br>
CUL8R See You Later<br>
CWYL Chat With You Later<br>
CYA Cover Your Ass<br>
CYL See You Later<br>
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DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read<br>
DD Due Diligence<br>
DDD Direct Distance Dial<br>
DETI Don't Even Think It<br>
DGT Don't Go There<br>
DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath<br>
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn<br>
DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**<br>
DKDC Don't Know Don't Care<br>
DLTM Don't Lie To Me<br>
DQYDJ Don't Quit You're Day Job<br>
DRIB Don't Read If Busy<br>
DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing<br>
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EG Evil Grin<br>
EOM End Of Message<br>
ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator<br>
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F2F Face-to-Face<br>
FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat<br>
FE Fatal Error<br>
FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New<br>
FO F*** Off<br>
FOAF Friend Of A Friend<br>
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet<br>
FTL Faster Than Light<br>
FTTB For The Time Being<br>
FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition<br>
FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief<br>
FUD (Spreading) Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation<br>
FWIW For What It's Worth<br>
FYA For Your Amusement<br>
FYI For Your Information<br>
FYM For Your Misinformation<br>
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GAL Get A Life<br>
GG Good Game or Gotta Go<br>
GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out<br>
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That<br>
GL Good Luck<br>
GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I<br>
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike<br>
GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You<br>
GR&D Grinning Running And Ducking<br>
GR8 Great<br>
GRRRR "Growling"<br>
GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake<br>
GTG Got To Go<br>
GTGB Got To Go, Bye<br>
GTGP Got To Go Pee<br>
GTH Go To Hell<br>
GTSY Glad To See Ya<br>
GYPO Get Your Pants Off<br>
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HAGO Have A Good One<br>
HAK Hugs And Kisses<br>
HB Hurry Back<br>
HD Hold<br>
HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding<br>
HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding<br>
HIOOC Help! I'm Out of Coffee<br>
HTH Hope This (That) Helps<br>
HUA Heads Up Ace<br>
HUYA Head Up Your A**<br>
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IAC In Any Case<br>
IAE In Any Event<br>
IANAC I Am Not A Crook<br>
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer<br>
IBT In Between Technology<br>
IBTD I Beg To Differ<br>
IC In Character<br>
IDGAF I Don't Give A F***<br>
IDGI I Don't Get It<br>
IDK I Don't Know<br>
IDKY I Don't Know You<br>
IDST I Didn't Say That<br>
IDTS I Don't Think So<br>
IFAB I Found A Bug<br>
IFU I F***ed Up<br>
IGGP I Gotta Go Pee<br>
IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside<br>
IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference<br>
IIRC If I Remember Correctly<br>
IIWM If It Were Me<br>
ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke<br>On My Keyboard<br>
ILY I Love You<br>
IMHO In My Humble Opinion<br>
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion<br>
IMO In My Opinion<br>
INMP It's Not My Problem<br>
INPO In No Particular Order<br>
IOH I'm Outta Here<br>
IOW In Other Words<br>
IRL In Real Life<br>
ISS I Said So<br>
ITM In The Money<br>
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean<br>
IYSS If You Say So<br>
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J/C Just Checking<br>
J/K Just Kidding!<br>
J/W Just Wondering<br>
JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker<br>
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KFY Kiss For You<br>
KISS Keep It Simple Stupid<br>
KIT Keep In Touch<br>
KMA Kiss My Ass<br>
KWIM Know What I Mean<br>
KYPO Keep Your Pants On<br>
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L8R Later<br>
LD Long Distance<br>
LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again<br>
LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause<br>
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off<br>
LMK Let Me Know<br>
LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)<br>
LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry<br>
LTNS Long Time No See<br>
LYL Love Ya Lots<br>
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister<br>
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MHOTY My Hat's Off To You<br>
MM Market Maker<br>
MorF Male or Female?<br>
MOTD Message Of The Day<br>
MOTSS Members Of The Same Sex<br>
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You<br>
MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later<br>
MYOB Mind Your Own Business<br>
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NAK Nursing At Keyboard<br>
NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)<br>
NBD No Big Deal<br>
NBIF No Basis In Fact<br>
NFI No F***ing Idea<br>
NFW No F***ing Way<br>
NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer<br>
NM Never Mind<br>
NMP Not My Problem<br>
NOYB None Of Your Business<br>
NP No Problem<br>
NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear<br>
NRG Energy<br>
NRN No Reply Necessary<br>
NYCFS New York City Finger Saluet<br>
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OAUS On An Unrelated Subject<br>
OBTW Oh By The Way<br>
OIC Oh, I see<br>
OMDB Over My Dead Body<br>
OMG Oh My Gosh<br>
OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard<br>
ONNA Oh No, Not Again<br>
OOC Out Of Character<br>
OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue<br>
OT Off Topic<br>
OTOH On the Other Hand<br>
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect<br>
OZ stands for "Australia"<br>
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PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard<br>
PIMP Peeing In My Pants<br>
PITA Pain In The Ass<br>
PLS Please<br>
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In<br>
PO Piss Off<br>
POV Point of View<br>
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RBTL Read Between The Lines<br>
RL Real Life<br>
RLF Real Life Friend<br>
RMLB Read My Lips Baby<br>
RMMM Read My Mail Man!<br>
RN Right Now!<br>
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing<br>
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off<br>
ROTM Right On The Money<br>
RSN Real Soon Now<br>
RTFM Read The F***ing Manual<br>
RTK Return To Keyboard<br>
RTM Read The Manual<br>
RU Are You?<br>
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SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again<br>
SH Sh** Happens<br>
SITD Still In The Dark<br>
SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up<br>
SOL Sh** Out of Luck<br>
SorG Straight or Gay?<br>
SSDD Same Sh** Different Day<br>
STFU Shut The F*** Up<br>
STM Spank The Monkey<br>
STYS Speak To You Soon<br>
SUYF Shut Up You Fool<br>
SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess<br>
SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss<br>
SWDYT So What Do You Think?<br>
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TAH Take A Hike<br>
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch<br>
TARFU Things Are Really F***ed Up<br>
TDTM Talk Dirty To Me<br>
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It<br>
TFN Thanks For Nothin'<br>
THX or TX or THKS Thanks<br>
TIA Thanks In Advance<br>
TIAIL Think I Am In Love<br>
TIC Tongue In Cheek<br>
TLA Three Letter Acronym<br>
TLGO The List Goes On<br>
TM Trust Me<br>
TMI Too Much Information<br>
TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It<br>
TPTB The Powers That Be<br>
TSR Totally Stuck in RAM<br>
TTFN Ta Ta For Now<br>
TTT That's The Ticket -or- To The Top<br>
TTYL Talk To You Later<br>
TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit<br>
TY Thank You<br>
TYVM Thank You Very Much<br>
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unPC unPolitically Correct<br>
URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me<br>
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VFM Value For Money<br>
WAG Wild Ass Guess<br>
WAI What An Idiot<br>
WB Welcome Back<br>
WCA Who Cares Anyway<br>
WDYS What Did You Say?<br>
WDYT What Do You Think?<br>
WE Whatever<br>
WEG Wicked Evil Grin<br>
WG Wicked Grin<br>
WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F***<br>
WIIFM What's In It For Me?<br>
WIT Wordsmith In Training<br>
WITFITS What in the F*** is this Sh**<br>
WOG Wise Old Guy<br>
WRT With Regard To<br>
WTF What The F***<br>
WTG Way To Go!<br>
WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine<br>
WYP What's Your Problem?<br>
WYRN What's Your Real Name?<br>
WYS Whatever You Say<br>
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get<br>
WYT Whatever You Think<br>
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YA Yet Another<br>
YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)<br>
YAFIYGI You Asked For It You Got It<br>
YDKM You Don't Know Me<br>
YGBK You Gotta Be Kiddin'<br>
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary<br>
YNK You Never Know<br>
YOYO You're On Your Own<br>
YR Yeah Right<br>
YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do<br>
YTTT You Telling The Truth?<br>
YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever<br>
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